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mindig lesznek trogerek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AKO ZISTIS ZE SI DIETATOM 21 STOROCIA:
1.Omylom vyťukáš svoj PIN-kod na mikrovlnku.
2.Na trojčlennú rodinu máš 15 rôznych telefonnych čísel.
3.Človeku sediacemu vedľa teba posielaš e-maily.
4.So známymi nemáš kontakt,pretože nemáš ich e-mailovú adresu.
5.Na pokeci máš 300 priateľov,ale naj.kamoša v skutočnosti nemáš.
5.Zavoláš mame,či je doma,zatiaľ čo vchádzaš bránkou do dvora.
6.Na konci každej reklamy je internetová adresa.
7.Ked odídeš z domu bez mobilu,spanikáriš a okamžite sa poň vrátiš.
8.Ráno zapneš počítač skôr,ako si urobíš raňajky.
10.Ked prídeš zo školy,zapneš najskôr notebook, až potom si vyzlečieš bundu.
11.Zatiaľ čo toto čítaš usmievaš sa a prikyvuješ.
12.Si príliš zaneprázdnený,aby si zbadal že na zozname chýba 9 bod.
13.Naozaj si sa pozrel či v zozname chýba 9 bod.
14.Zdá sa,že si nezbadal ani to,že na zozname sú dve 5.
15.Aj to si sa opäť pozrel.
16.A teraz sa smeješ sám na sebe. xD
17.Prečo asi...?

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