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Moj životo pis !!!
Narodila som sa keď mam nebola doma. Bolo nás 7 detí! Spávali sme v jednej nočnej košely.Keď sa chcelo jednému cikať šetci sme museli ísť von.Boli sme chudobný.Mama každú nedelu buchala na stôl aby si susedia mysleli že máme rezne! v škole sa mi tak lúbilo že som každý ročník opakovala 3x. Keď som mala 18-rokov , išla som na vojnu ! Kamaratom poielali mami balíky ,len ja som nič nedostala! Pošli mi 100€ a buchty,napisala som mame do listu! Píšem pomaly lebo viem že ýchlo čítať nevieš . O 7 dní som dostala odpoved : Buchty ti poslat nemozem lebo trúbu mám na vojne a zapametaj si že 10€ sa piše s jednou nulou a nie s dvoma nulami ... !!!! Ludia to len akože životopis .. neeže tomu uverite ... :-D
Kedy bude na svete mier ?
Keď nemec s českou ženou za španielskou stenou na čínskom diváne v japonskom župane s americkou hudbou s anglickým kludom s arabským pohladom stalianským štýlom po rusky povie : Natašobyloto

1.Ak dá dievča chlapcovi facku, môže ju ten chlapec bozkávať tak dlho ako chce
2.Ak zhasne dievča chlapcovi zápalku, chce patriť iba jemu
3.Ak bozkáva dievča chlapca zo zatvorenými očami miluje ho
4.Z bozku spoznáš ak ťa dievča má rado
5.Šliapnutie na nohu-vyznanie lásky
6.Vyplazenie jazyka-miluje ťa
7.Ak dievča pri bozku kašle, chce patriť inému
8.Ak má dievča vo vlasoch kvet, môže byť každeho
9.Hrá sa s vlasmi- máš ma rád?
10.Pohryzenie do ruky- žiarlim
11.Ak sa chlapec pozerá do očí- patrí len tebe
12.Ak ťa chlapec dlho bozkáva- miluje ťa
13.Ak ťa chlapec pri bozkávaní zohne- chce viac
14.Ak sa pri bozkávaní smeje- je šťastný
15.Ak sa dievča pri bozkávaní trápi- zaslúži si ho
16.Ak sa na teba chlapec dlho pozerá páčiš sa mu
17.Od násilného bozkávania dostaneš väčšiu chuť
18.Chlapca pri bozkávaní nesmieš od seba odtrhnúť
20.Bozk na ruku je pre chlapca trápenie
21.Ak ťa chlapec zovrie do náruče, vyzliekaj sa
22.Lásku neodopieraj
23.S každým sa nemiluj
24.Keď sa dievča olizne chce pusu
25.Bozk nie je hriech
26.Bozk v tme je najsladší
27.Chlapec pri bozkávaní objíme dievča ľavou rukou a pravou ju vezme jemne lechce za prsia
28.Bozkávanie sa musí opakovať lebo je dôležité pre mládež
29.Dievča má mať pri bozkávaní zavreté oči
30.Hodinky číselníkom dole- zaľúbení
31.Kto lásku zakazuje je blázon a žiarlivec
32.Ak chlapec provokuje dievča ma o ńu záujem

? Radšej byť s priateľmi v pekle, ako v nebi sám!
? Život je zložitý, ale len pre tých, ktorí si ho nevedia zjednodušiť...
? Nepokúšaj sa utopiť smútok v alkohole, vie plávať!
? Tajomstvo úspechu je vybrať si z dvoch možností tú tretiu...
? Kto chce byť šťastný, musí sa naučiť zabúdať!
? Pred skutočnosťou možno zavrieť oči, ale nie pred spomienkou..
? Podstata podstaty je v podstate nepodstatná.
? Skúsiť treba všetko,veď žijeme len raz, v dospelosti na blbosti nebude už čas
? Keď nájdeš v živote cestu bez prekážok,určite nikam nevedie.
? Láska je najlepšia droga-má však najhorší absták...
? Nikdy nemaj strach z tieňov-proste znamenajú že niekde blízko svieti slnko.............

♥ ♥Ži tak, aby sa tvoji priatelia začali nudiť až zomrieš.... ♥ ♥

♥ ♥Kde jedia jedz, kde pijú pi, kde sa učia nezavadzaj!! ♥ ♥

♥ ♥Minulosť je preč a zajtrajšok je vzdialený zas, jediné čo máme je len dnešný čas ♥ ♥

♥ ♥Nie je umenie smiať sa, ale rozosmiať druhých.. ♥ ♥

♥ ♥V snoch a v láske nie je nič nemožné. ♥ ♥

♥ ♥Thoose who know what they want can win....♥ ♥

♥ ♥Neplač, že zapadlo slnko, lebo slzy ti zabránia vidieť hviezdy. ♥ ♥

♥ ♥Neplač za tým,čo bolo,ale plač za tým čo nebolo a mohlo byť! ♥ ♥

♥ ♥...ber život s radosťou...:) ♥ ♥

♥ ♥Čo môžeš urobiť dnes nerob ani zajtra a máš dva dni veget! :-D ♥ ♥

♥ ♥Nikdy nevzdávaj boj za niečo,za čo si bojovať ešte ani nezačal! ♥ ♥

♥ ♥Nikdy nehovor,že si na svete sám. Sám budeš len ak ti neostanú spomienky.♥ ♥

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ON: Nooo konečne!
ONA: Chceš aby som odišla?
ON: Nie, nie, čo ti šibe? Už len tá predstava je hrozná!
ONA: Miluješ ma?
ON: Samozrejme, celé dni a noci!
ONA: A podviedol si ma už niekedy?
ON: Nie, nikdy, prečo sa tak sprosto pýtaš?
ONA: A budeš ma bozkávať?
ON: Jasné, pri každej príležitosti!
ONA: A bol by si schopný ma niekedy udrieť?
ON: Si sa zbláznila? Veď predsa vieš aký som!
ONA: Môžem ti dôverovať?
On: Áno.
ONA: Miláčik...

prečítajte od zadu bude haluz :D :D :D :D :D

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NIKDY NECHCI BYT JEDNOTKOU,PRETOŽE TÁ JE BLÍZKO NULY!!!.....

Wy Sa SmEjEtE MnE Ze SoM INA,Ja Sa SmEjEm Vam Ze StE VsEtCi RoVnAKiiii !!!!!


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▬▬►Myslíš si,že som MRCHA?............mysli si◄▬▬
▬▬►Myslíš si,že som DIVNÁ?..............mysli si◄▬▬
▬▬►Myslíš si,že som ŠKAREDÁ?........mysli si◄▬▬
▬▬►Myslíš si,že som SPROSTÁ?........mysli si◄▬▬
▬▬►Myslíš si,že som TRÁPNA?...........mysli si◄▬▬
▬▬►Myslíš si,že som KRAVA?...........mysli si◄▬▬
Myslíš si,že mňa trápi to čo si o mne myslíš??TAK TO SI TEDA MYSLÍŠ ZLE

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Ako zistíš že si dieťa 21.storočia???
1.Omylom vyťukáš svoj PIN-kód na mikrovlnku
2.Na trojčlennú rodinu máš 15 rôznych telefónnych čísel
3.Človeku sediacemu vedla teba posielaš e-maily
4.So známymi nemáš kontakt, pretože nemáš ich e-mailovú adresu
5.Na pokeci maš 300 priateľov ale naj.kamoša v skutočnosti nemáš
5.Zavoláš mame, či je doma zatiaľ čo vchádzaš bránkou do dvora
6.Na konci každej reklamy je internetová adresa
7.Keď odídeš domov bez mobilu, spanikáriš a okamžite sa poň vrátiš
8.Ráno zapneš počítač skôr, ako si urobíš raňajky
10.Keď prídeš domov zo školy, zapneš najskôr telku,až potom vyzlečieš bundu
11.Zatiaľ čo toto čítaš usmievaš sa a prikyvuješ
12.Si prýliš zaneprázdený(á),aby si si všimol (a) že na zozname chýba bod 9.
13.Naozaj si sa pozrel(a) že na zozname chýba 9.bod
14.Zdá sa, že si nezbadal(a) že na zozname sú dve 5.
15.Aj to si sa opäť pozrela
16.A teraz sa smeješ sám(a) na sebe xD
17.Prečo asi...?....
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ŽIVOT JE LEN JEDEN, A PRETO:
-porušuj pravidlá
-odpúšťaj rýchlo
-bozkávaj pomaly
-miluj celým srdcom
-smej sa nekontrolovateľne
-a NIKDY neľutuj nič, čo ťa rozosmialo ..!!!!!!!!!!

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Nikto sa ma nepýtal či sa chcem narodiť tak mi nikto nehovorte ako mám ŽIŤ."

Ľudské nieje len milovať ale aj odpúšťať.

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ON: Nooo konečne!
ONA: Chceš aby som odišla?
ON: Nie, nie, čo ti šibe? Už len tá predstava je hrozná!
ONA: Miluješ ma?
ON: Samozrejme, celé dni a noci!
ONA: A podviedol si ma už niekedy?
ON: Nie, nikdy, prečo sa tak sprosto pýtaš?
ONA: A budeš ma bozkávať?
ON: Jasné, pri každej príležitosti!
ONA: A bol by si schopný ma niekedy udrieť?
ON: Si sa zbláznila? Veď predsa vieš aký som!
ONA: Môžem ti dôverovať?
On: Áno.
ONA: Miláčik...

prečítajte od zadu bude haluz :D :D :D :D :D

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NIKDY NECHCI BYT JEDNOTKOU,PRETOŽE TÁ JE BLÍZKO NULY!!!.....

Wy Sa SmEjEtE MnE Ze SoM INA,Ja Sa SmEjEm Vam Ze StE VsEtCi RoVnAKiiii !!!!!


i love you HiP-hOp
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a samozrejme milujem svoju rodinu


Čím viac lásky rozdáš, Tým viac Ti zostane :)
Rozdaj lásku VšeTkým na KtorýCh TI ZáLeží .

.....:::DD......:::@.......:::RR

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KeD Sex TaK BeZpEcNe, KeD ZaHuLiT TaK
VyNiMoCnE, KeD RoZbIt TaK Na KuSkY, KeD
BoZk TaK FrAnCuZsKy, KeD BaViT Sa TaK Do
KlUbU, KeD DoStAt TaK Na HuBu, KeD
BoJoVaT TaK S ObRaNoU, KeD MiLoVaT TaK S
OcHrAnOu, KeD ZoMrIeT TaK S LaSkOu....

Jediným dôvodom, prečo ťa niekto
nenávidí, je to, že chce byť ako ty.

Dobré dievčatá si píšu denníky, zlé na
to nemajú čas!

• som? som....
• aká? Taká...
• Že vadí? mne nie...
• Že vam? Neriešim...
• zvyknite si?...budete musiet!!!

1. Pre dievcata: Ked je na teba chlap
drzy, zbi ho.
2. Pre chlapcov: Ked ta dievca bije,
pobozkaj ju.
3. Pre dievcata a chlapcov: K bozkavaniu
nepatria oci - kto
ich ma otvorene, casto prichadza o to
najdolezitejsie.

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hlapec a dievča išli na motorke viac ako 120 km/h.......................... .
D: Spomaľ prosím, bojím sa............................ ..............................
CH: Nie...je to zábava........................ .............................. .............
D: To teda nie je...prosím spomaľ........................ ..........................
CH : Fajn...ak mi povieš že ma miluješ................... ..........................
D: Milujem ťa...spomaľ už............................ .............................. ...
CH: Teraz ma objím...ako by to malo byť posledný krát...............Dievča ho objíme........................ ............
CH: Môžeš mi dať helmu dole a nasadiť si ju??...Zavadzia mi............................ .............................. ...
Na druhý deň v novinách: Motocykel narazil do budovy kvôli zlyhaniu bŕzd. Boli na ňom dvaja ľudia, ale iba jeden prežil. Pravdou je, že chlapec v polovici strmého kopca zistil, že mu vypovedali brzdy, ale nechcel aby to jeho priateľka vedela. Namiesto toho chcel, aby mu povedala, že ho naozaj miluje, posledný krát chcel pocítiť jej objatie a potom jej dal svoju helmu napriek tomu, že to znamenalo jeho smrť, len kvôli tomu, aby ona mohla žiť...........................


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..že som škaredá? Aj Ty! ♥
...že som jebnutá? Ja Wím! ♥
...že ma nenávidíš? Nezájem! ♥
...že sa ti páčim? Aj Ty Mne ! ♥
...že som namyslená? Mysli Si! ♥
...že už ma nemáš rád/a ?Trhni Si!♥
...že ma dobre poznáš?Blbosť!♥
...že ma miluješ?Nemám Slov!♥

!!Naša trieda - planéta opíc!!
!!Klasifikačný - vynález skazy!!
!!Večný sen žiakov - 2 roky prázdnin!!
!!Žiaci a učitelia - vojna a mier!!
!!Zborovňa - sídlo nepriateľov!!
!!Odpoveď pri tabuli - sám vojak v poli!!
!!Našepkávanie - pomoc v pravej chvíli!!
!!1z matematiky - zázraky sa dejú len raz!!
!!Koniec vyučovania - to sladké slovo "sloboda"!!
!!Vstup do triedy - vstup do neznáma!!
!!Prázdniny - najkrajšia časť roka!!
!!Ospravedlnenka - nič mi nebolo, ale už mi je lepšie!!

10 000 ludi sedi pri televizii
500 000 ludi pracuje
1 000 000 ludi spi
200 000 ludi robi domace povinnosti
50 000 ludi je v kine
500 000 ludi je na pocitaci
a iba 1 debil cita moj profil

Keď sex tak bezpečne,keď rozbiť tak na kúsky, keď bozk tak francúzsky, keď baviť sa ísť do klubu, keď dostať tak na hubu, keď bojovať tak s obranou, keď milovať tak s ochranou, keď zomrieť tak s láskou.

Najväčšie ojeby na Slovensku :
1. poď, ideme na jedno
2. dopijem a idem domov
3. od zajtra nepijem :)
4. faktúra už bola zaplatená
5. zostaneme len kamaráti
6. neboj, nevystriekam sa ti do úst
7. o päť minút som tam
8. mne môžeš veriť
9. neboj, nikomu to nepoviem
10. ja ti potom zavolám.

♥DESATORO
Prvý pohár ako med,
preto druhý daj si hneď.
Tretí chváliť nepostačíš,
štvrtým si smäd neuhasíš,
piaty ti len chuti dodá,
šiestemu nik neodolá,
pre siedmom si pletieš esá,
pri ôsmom ti hlava klesá,
pri deviatom si ako kameň,
pri desiatom je ti AMEN!

♥Modlitba alkoholika
Súdok náš,
ktorý si narazený,
roztoč sa pípa tvoja,
buď vôňa tvoja
po všetkých krčmách a pivárňach
a odpusť nám našu dočasnú
triezvosť,
ako aj my odpúšťame našim
čašníkom,
a neuveď nás na záchytku
a zbav nás všetkých protivných
abstinentov.
Amen

znama veta ktoru treba mat WZDY na pameti.........DON´T WORRY,BE HAPPY:D
Som anjelik aj mrcha.
Romantická i zvrhlá.
Dokážem
šialene milovať, ale aj k smrti nenávidieť.
Som
cholerická a náladová, milá a priateľská.
Som verná, ale diabolským myšlienkam sa neubránim.
Som energická i lenivá.
ale som to JA."!!!!!!!!

Po anglicky je to I LOVE YOU
Po nemecky je ICH LIEBE DICH
Po taliansky je to TI AMO
Po latinsky je to TE AMO
Po slovensky je to ĽúBIM ŤA

Lezim v nemocnici.Ale neboj sa nie je to nic vazne,
nasli mi nieco na srdci.
Liecit sa to neda, operovat sa nedam,
lebo mi tam nasli teba a ja si ta nedam!!

♥Anglicky - I love you
♥Arabsky - Ana behibak.(žena mužowi)
♥Arabsky - Ana behibek (muž žene)
♥Arménsky - Yes kez sirumen
♥Bielorusky - Ya tabe kahayu
♥Bulharsky -