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Chybové hlášky z Windows:
1. Je nutno restaurovat registr. Doporučujeme totéž i uživateli.
2. Press F13 to continue...
3. Pozor, monitor je napaden virem!!!
4. Katastrofický nedostatek systémových zdrojů...Vložte další procesor a stiskněze enter.
5. Keyboard not present. Press enter to continue...
6. Nový program WIN.COM snižuje výkon systému.
7. Mouse is hungry. Insert cheese to disk A: and press enter...
8. Došlo k vyjímce na adrese 3BAA31EB. Počítač se asi ztratí...
9. Nyní se připravuje úplně poslední restart tohoto počítače.
10. Detekován nový hardware: Síťový vypínač. Vložte prosím CD-ROM 15.
11. Pokud při běhu stále dochází k chybám, otevřete okno a použijte Hardwarové urychlení volným pádem
12. Fatal error - Windows found. Format drive now?
13. Pevný disk neobsahuje žádné chyby. Je nutné spustit Scandisk
14.Port pro tiskárnu nenalezen, použij tužku a papír!
15. Brutall error - windows starting. Press reset to continue.

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