heh no co su tu nejake kraviny popisane a nerieste.... ale iank som celkom v pohode myslim :))) sak napis a uvidis mozes potom posudit sam....

Eja122 napísala 8.10.09 10:22
SEXUÁLNY KOLÁČ:
Suroviny :
2 rozosmiate oči, 2 formované nohy, 2 plné nádoby mlieka, 1 pekáč, 2 vajcia, 1 banán...
Postup :
Hlboko sa pozrieme do rozosmiatych očí, roztvoríme dobre formované nohy a lahko masírujeme nádoby s mliekom,pokial sa pekáč dobre nepremastí občas skúsime prstom či je dobre vymastený potom stiahneme šupku z banána pomaly ho vložíme do pekáča, pokryjeme ho vajcami. Torta je hotová, až banán zmäkkne a dobre pustí šťavu... :D:D:D

Eja122 napísala 8.10.09 10:22
:D pre teba cicka

eni272 napísala 7.12.09 9:05
Ďakujem zlato dneska skúsim upiecť, potom poviem ako chutil :D

medylu napísala 25.07.09 17:42
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Eja122 napísala 9.04.09 20:34
Toto je zadok: (_!_)
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a ktorý je tvoj?:D

eni272 napísala 15.04.09 21:31
heh moje tak diky :DDD a ktory je ten tvoj haaa???? :DDD

1sellS1 napísal 17.03.09 8:41
Ked Ta navštívi kamarát, chová sa ako host, ale skutocný priatel otvorí > chladnicku a obslúži sa. Kamarát Ta nikdy nevidel plakat, ale priatelovi > sa chvejú ramená, ked vidí Tvoje slzy....Kamarát nepozná mená Tvojich > rodicov, ale priatel má ich telefónne císla vo svojom notese.Kamarát > prinesie flašku vína na Tvoje narodeniny, ale priatel príde skôr a opýta > sa, s cím Ti môže pomôct a po skoncení oslavy ostane, aby Ti pomohol s > upratovaním... Kamarát neznáša, ked mu voláš, ak už šiel spat, ale > priatel > sa spýta, preco si mu tak dlho nezavolal.... Kamarát si s Tebou rád > pokecá, ale priatel Ta vypocuje, ked máš romantickú lásku i problémy. > Kamarát si myslí, že priatelstvo skoncilo, ak ste sa pohádali,ale priatel > Ti po hádke zavolá. Kamarát si myslí, že si tu vždy len pre neho, ale > priatel je tu stále pre Teba. Kamarát si tento odkaz precíta a zabudne > nan, ale priatel ho prepošle a vráti ho taktiež TEBE. Bud pozorný: pošli tento odkaz ludom na ktorych ti zalezi a potom uvidis ci aj on posle spät a je tvoj PRIATEL > >...mtwr :D
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