Pokec

Niečo o mne

Naša trieda - tanky v Budapešti.
TRIEDNA KNIHA- vynález skAzy.
Veňý sen žiakov - dozivotne prázdnin.
Žiaci a učitelia - vojna a mier.
Zborovňa - sídloo nepriateľov.
Odpoveď pri tabuli - sám vojak v poli.
Dobrovolna odpoved - atentat.
Našepkávanie - pomoc v pravej chvíli.
1z Matematiky - zázraky sa dejú len raz.
Koniec vyučovania - to sladké slovo "sloboda".
Vstup do triedy - vstup do pekla.
Prázdniny - najkrajšia časť života.
Ospravedlnenka - nič mi nebolo, ale už mi je lepšie.
Škola-nepriateľove územie.





AKO ZISTIS ZE SI DIETATOM 21 STOROCIA:
1.Omylom vyťukáš svoj PIN-kod na mikrovlnku.
2.Na trojčlennú rodinu máš 15 rôznych telefonnych čísel.
3.Človeku sediacemu vedľa teba posielaš e-maily.
4.So známymi nemáš kontakt,pretože nemáš ich e-mailovú adresu.
5.Na pokeci máš 300 priateľov,ale naj.kamoša v skutočnosti nemáš.
5.Zavoláš mame,či je doma,zatiaľ čo vchádzaš bránkou do dvora.
6.Na konci každej reklamy je internetová adresa.
7.Ked odídeš z domu bez mobilu,spanikáriš a okamžite sa poň vrátiš.
8.Ráno zapneš počítač skôr,ako si urobíš raňajky.
10.Ked prídeš zo školy,zapneš najskôr notebook, až potom si vyzlečieš bundu.
11.Zatiaľ čo toto čítaš usmievaš sa a prikyvuješ.
12.Si príliš zaneprázdnený,aby si zbadal že na zozname chýba 9 bod.
13.Naozaj si sa pozrel či v zozname chýba 9 bod.
14.Zdá sa,že si nezbadal ani to,že na zozname sú dve 5.
15.Aj to si sa opäť pozrel.
16.A teraz sa smeješ sám na sebe. xD
17.Prečo asi...?





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(¸.•´ (¸.•ONA: Ahoooj!
______ON: Nooo konečne!
______ONA: Chceš, aby som odišla?
______ON: Nie, nie, čo ti šibe? Už len tá predstava je hrozná!
______ONA: Miluješ ma?
______ON: Samozrejme, celé dni a noci!
______ONA: A podviedol si ma už niekedy?
______ON: Nie, nikdy, prečo sa tak sprosto pýtaš?
______ONA: A budeš ma bozkávať?
______ON: Jasne, pri každej príležitosti!
______ONA: A bol by si schopný ma niekedy udrieť?
______ON: Si sa zbláznila, veď predsa vieš, aký som!
______ONA: Môžem ti dôverovať?
______ON: Áno.
______ONA: Miláčik.
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