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NIE! :D Nemám Facebook :D
A prečo si neurobíš ? :D
LEBO! :D:D
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Videla som CSI, NCIS, Právo a poriadok, Myšlienky vraha a Kosti.......
Dokážem ťa zabiť 50-timi rôznymi spôsobmi tak, aby to vyzeralo ako
nehoda!! Tak dávaj bacha čo vypustíš z úst o mojich šikmých chlapčekoch...:D
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Chcete vedieť ako štartuje stará žigula? Otvorte si google translator, nakopírujte tam nasledovné:
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(dajte preložiť zo slovenčiny do angličtiny a nakoniec vypočuť)
:D:D:D!!
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KOREJCINA: Zaujímavá situácia potom môže nastať, keď sa Kórejčan snaží vysloviť Vaše meno. Napríklad priezvisko FICO bude v ich ústach zmieť ako "PIČO". xD Priezvisko Dzurinda zásadne vyslovujú ako "DŽURINDA", Gašparovič určite bude "KAŠUPAROBIČI" atď. :D:D
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Ako môžu rodičia chcieť, aby ich deti poslúchali, keď Tarzan žije napoly nahý :D Popoluška sa vracia domov o polnoci, Pinocchio stále klame, :D Aladin je kráľ zlodejov, Batman jazdí 480 km/h, Šípková Ruženka je lenivá a Snehulienka žije so 7 chlapmi ???? :D:D
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I have this really unattractive thing on my face called my face. ♥
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http://gifura.orzhk.org/src/1332235315120.swf
...mamííííí :D:D:D
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toto konec :D:D
Geograficke nazvy - Geographical names:
Nitra - Nitro City
Liptovsky Mikulas - The Liptov Santa Claus
Rimavská Sobota - Rome Saturday
Michalovce - Michaelsheep
Partizánske - Los Partisanos
Nové Mesto n/V - New York upon Scales
Komárno - Los Mosquitos
Marianka - Ganjaville
Trenčianska Teplá - Trenchiner Lesbian
xD
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Moji rodičia sa rozviedly keď som mal 5, a môj otec sa odsťahoval. Môj starý otec mi nahradzoval otca po celý ten čas, a vždy dával pozor na moje problémi. Ale starký zomrel keď som mal 18 na infarkt. Keď ma mama kontaktovala a povedala "Starký skolaboval," bolo to v ten deň keď skúška našej skupiny skončila a išiel som späť domov. Hnal som sa (domov), ale keď som prišiel, už bol studený.. Po tom, som plakal veľa dní. Chcem aby bol starký uchvátený mojím súčastným ja. - Reita (The Gazette)
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Hachiko:
Žiaden pes predtým, ani potom si nezískal srdcia toľkých ľudí!
Hachiko sa narodil v novembri 1923, do Tokya prišiel v januári 1924. Jeho majiteľom bol profesor Eisaburo Uyeno. Keď Hachiko vyrástol, každé ráno odprevádzal svojho pána do práce na vlakovú stanicu Shibuya, kde ho opäť popoludní očakával a tešil sa na spoločný návrat domov. Toto priateľstvo trvalo až do jedného dňa v máji 1925, keď profesor Uyeno v práci zomrel a už sa domov nikdy nevrátil...Táto smutná udalosť postihla mladého Hachiko vo veku iba 16 mesiacov. Hachiko nikdy nezabudol na svojho pána a pravidelne každý deň čakal na stanici celých nasledujúcich 10 rokov v nádeji, že sa jeho pán raz vráti. Neuveriteľne dlhé čakanie a hľadanie, sa pre Hachika skončilo 8. marca 1934, keď zomrel na tom istom mieste, kde naposledy videl svojho pána. :(
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Toho sa nechcem nikdy dozit...
There's going to come a day when we've all grown up, had a career, maybe got married and had kids, when were all going about our daily routine. Maybe you're driving to work with the car radio on, or you're making dinner with the tv on in the lounge. Life as usual, and then we hear a name. It's the name of the person you had a blog dedicated to when you were 16. The person you had posters of up on your bedroom wall, or as your desktop background. The person off that show you used to watch every week, as soon as it came out, or that band you used to love. The person from the cast of a movie that changed your life, or the character who you scrolled through page after page of fanfiction of. You haven't heard that name in a long time, and it brings everything back. And then the name is followed by three words you thought you'd never hear. Has Passed Away. And then you put down the potato peeler and lean back against your kitchen bench, or you pull over to the side of the road, and tears are streaming down your face. And all over the world, there are people who used to be just like you, with tears marking their cheeks and sobs forcing their way out of their throat, because they remember. Because fandoms never really die out. We never really move on. We never really forget. :(((
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Mr.Lee: My "šikmý" máme také plus než vy "rovný" ze sme od narodenia proste THE BEST :D:D vy si to musíte vybudovať..:D
... - no bohuzial :D zmierte sa s tým "rovný" xD!!
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Did you know that in Japan there are 3 ways to say “I love you”? You say “Daisuki” for friends and guys you like, you say “Aishiteru” for a more serious relationship and you say “Koishiteru” to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. And they follow this rule. That is one of the things I admire about them. They didn’t make “I love you” lose its meaning like us.
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♥ JAPAN
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‎3 roky - Maminka, mám Ta rád.
10 rokov - Hej hej mami.
16 rokov - Omg čo sem furt chodí..
18 rokov - Chcem odísť z domu.
25rokov - Mami, mala si pravdu....
30 rokov - Chcem ísť späť k mame.
50 rokov - Mama je preč.
70 rokov - Dal by som všetko za to, aby som mamu videl živú a zdravú. ♥
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Dobrý kamarát ťa príde pozrieť do väzenia... Skutočný priateľ sedí oproti tebe a vraví: "Ale sme to doje*ali!" :)
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Heechul: Is it raining outside?
Kyuhyun: Did it ever rain inside? :'D:'D
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“I really hate two-faced people, it’s hard to choose which face to slap first.”
- Junhyung of BEAST
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Dobrá kamarátka:
Ja: Idem domov som hladná ! :)
Ona: Zostaň,niečo ti prinesiem ;)

Najlepšia kamarátka:
Ja: Daj mi žrať ! :D
Ona: Čo nemáš nohy ?! Šak vieš kde je kuchyňa :D:D
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Korean Curse Words:
:D:D
젠장 (jen-jang) : Shit, goddamn, damn it
씨발 (shi-bal) : Fuck, fucking
병신 (byung-shin) : Dumbass, retard
엿먹어 (yut-mugguh) : Fuck you
미친놈 (mee-cheen-nom) : Crazy bastard
미친년 (mee-cheen-nyun) : Crazy bitch
걸레같은 년 (gul-leh-gat-eun-nyun) : Slut, whore
꺼저 (gguh-juh) : Get the hell out, leave me alone
씹새끼 (shib-seh-ggi) : Piece of shit, bitch, fucker
지랄 (ji-ral) : Bullshit
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CAPRICORN:
The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid.. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. (LOL :D) Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. :D Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times.. (what the ?!..) Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. :D 20 years of good luck if you forward. n_n
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I AM:
*Cassie ♥
*B2UTY ♥
*Inspire ♥
*Blackjack ♥
*BBC ♥
*Exotic ♥
*BABY ♥
*SHINee World ♥
*A+ ♥
*SONE ♥
*V.I.P ♥
*4Nia ♥
*Andromeda ♥
*Kiss Me ♥
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If a chicken put an egg on a slanted roof, and one side was a 45 degree angle and the other a 55 degree angle, what side would the egg need to roll down to make it to the ground faster? (MBLAQ joke)
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Poppin shades like its too bright, like a GANGSTER
When I drink I do it right, no not Sprite
Sippin Coke day and night, like I’m so thug
Now I’m feeling so fly like YONG JUNHYUNG

Like YONG JUNHYUNG!
Like YONG JUNGHYUNG!
N-n-n-now I’m feeling so fly
Like YONG JUNHYUNG!
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,,V tomhle prohnilém světě znuděný bůh smrti, stratil svůj poznámkový blok. A znuděný génius ho našel...,,
I LOVE DEATH NOTE!!!

I 愛 ANIME! n_n
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✖ http://www.k2nblog.com/
✖ http://www.bluebanana.com/
✖ http://www.weheartit.com/
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♥ 한국 ♥
♥ 日本 ♥
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