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2 rozosmiate oči, 2 formované nohy, 2 plné nádoby mlieka, 1 pekáč, 2 vajcia, 1 banán...
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Hlboko sa pozrieme do rozosmiatych očí, roztvoríme dobre formované nohy a lahko masírujeme nádoby s mliekom,pokial sa pekáč dobre nepremastí občas skúsime prstom či je dobre vymastený potom stiahneme šupku z banána pomaly ho vložíme do pekáča, pokryjeme ho vajcami. Torta je hotová, až banán zmäkkne a dobre pustí šťavu...:DDD

Malinkáá jebowáá Moničkaa :D sii zlatičkoo... a Vanesskaaa jeee úžasnááá =)

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