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Idú Janko a Marienka na bicykli a padnú do kanála. Potom Marienka hovorí "Janko,Janko buchla som si kolienko.Pofúkaš mi ho?". A na to Janko "Drž piču ty kurva, nevidíš že som si zajebal kokota do reťaze?"

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Leží nahá žena na pláži, príde k nej nahý muž a chytí ju za prsia. A žena sa ozve:
- Čo to robíte?
A muž hovorí:
- Chytám signal.
A žena ho chytí za pipik a hovorí:
- S takou malou antenkou? :-)

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Mama lezie hore po rebríku a Móricko jej zdola hľadí pod sukňu:
-"Mami, čo to tam máš medzi nohami?"
Mama sa vyhovára:
-"Aaale, vieš, to ma otecko sekerou nechtiac..."
A Móricko na to:
-"A boha jeho, a rovno cez piču?!"






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PROSTE TAK VYZERA MOJ OBYCAJNY PIATOK....:D:D:D

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رحمته ويسكنهم فسيح جنته ويعوض ذويهم خيرا وأن يمن على المصابين بالشفاء ويحفظ الأمير سلطان بن عبدالعزيز النائب الثاني لرئيس مجلس الوزراء وزير الدفاع والطيران والمفتش العام ببرقيات عزاء ومواساة لفخامة الرئيس سيد محمد خاتمي رئيس الجمهورية الإيرانية الإسلامية في ضحايا الزلزال الذي تعرض له جنوب إيران وما تمخض عنه من قتلى وجرحى وخسائر مادية. وأعربوا - حفظهم الله- عن أحر التعازي والمواساة لفخامته ولأسر الضحايا والشعب الإيراني الشقيق سائلين الله العلي القدير أن يتغمد الشهداء بواسع رحمته ويسكنهم فسيح جنته ويعوض ذويهم خيرا وأن يمن على المصابين بالشفاء ويحفظ ب
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