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6 velkých právd:

1. Svojim jazykom sa nedokážeš dotknúť všetkých svojich zubov.
2. Všetci idioti, po prečítaní prvej pravdy, to vyskúšajú.
3. Prvá pravda je lož.
4. Práve teraz sa smeješ lebo si idiot.
5. Za chvíľku si toto skopíruješ.
6. Stále máš na tvári taký stupídny úsmev.


Žijem pre dnešok, nazaoberám sa minulosťou a budúcnosť ma nezaujíma!!!!!

Žijeme len raz tak žime nadoraz!!!!!!!!


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Letelo hovno ponad školu,
padlo rovno pred zborovňu.
Náš fyzikár veľkým skokom,
skúma hovno mikroskopom,
chemikárka zvažuje,
s čím to hovno reaguje,
zemepisár k mape beží,
kde to hovno asi leží,
a náš slávny dejepisár,
do dejín ho hneď zapísal,
slovenčinár sa už raduje,
že to hovno vyskloňuje,
telocvikár istá vec,
bude z neho športovec,
delikvent je veľký znalec,
strčil doňho celý palec,
riaditeľ sa priznal,
že to hovno vysral.



Deň v mesiaci kedy si sa narodil:
1-------------bezdomovec
2-------------tučná dáma
3-------------šialená krava
4-------------šialena opica
5-------------Mexičan
6-------------gangster
7-------------opica
8-------------ipod
9-------------drevo.......riadne
10------------koza
11----------- pes
12------------mačka
13------------počítač
14------------moja učitelka prírodopisu
15------------môj sused
16-----------"sa" (sám seba)
17------------si talent na tancovanie....riadny
18------------frajerka môjho najlepšieho priatela/priatelky
19------------gorila
20------------plyšové zvieratko
21------------haluzný ko[cenzúra]ot alebo haluzna pi[cenzúra]a
22----------- policajt
23------------kanibal
24------------bejzbalová palica
25------------psychológ
26------------stará babka
27------------kráska
28------------futbalista
29------------popstar
30------------sponka
31------------môj mobil

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